The next morning you woke to [favourite hot drink] in bed, served by your hot husband.
“Morning baby.” He said sweetly as he handed you your drink, “this is a thank you for last night.” He said with a cheeky smile and a wink.
You blushed, remembering the mind blowing romp you had had last night.
“Thank you.” You said with a shy smile.
“I’ll let you have a day to recover before we do it again the next night.” Hawks leered as he leaned in and kissed you.
Your face went bright red and you squeaked with embarrassment.
He chuckled as he walked back out into the kitchen again.
“Oh hey also I’ve got someone coming today to help with that ‘change your looks’ plan I mentioned last night.” He called.
“Who?” You asked curiously.
Then you got a brainwave.
“BRIAN?! IS IT BRIAN?! IS HE GIVING ME A MAKE OVER?!” You asked excitedly as you put your drink down and jumped out of bed, running into the kitchen.
“Of course honeybunch.” Hawks said as he flicked his hand like Brian would do.
“Oh my gosh yaaaaay!!” You cried, “thank you thank you!!!”
You ran and jumped into Hawks’s arms, kissing him all over his face.
“Ok, ok.” He laughed. “Get ready because he’ll be here soon.”
You squealed excitedly and ran back to the bedroom to get changed.
You were half way through a heated make out session with Hawks, straddling his lap on the lounge, when you heard the most flamboyant knock on the door and you ripped your lips off Hawks’s and bounced excitedly in his lap, looking over towards the door.
“He’s here, he’s here.” You said excitedly as you gripped your fingers into Hawks shoulders.
“Hey, hey now baby, you’re more excited to see him than me.” Hawks said with a small chuckle. “Save that bouncing for me later though.” He leered as he grabbed a handful of your ass and squeezed firmly.
He quickly slid his hands to your waist and wrapped his arms around you as he grunted and stood up. You wrapped your legs around his torso, clinging to him like a koala.
He strolled casually to the front door and opened it to an extremely happy Brian who clicked his fingers mid-air and greeted you both with a; “Hey gurl, heyyyyy.”
“Hi Brian,” you said shyly as Hawks let you slide down his front.
“Hey honeybunch you ready for some fun with Bri-Bri?” He asked as he wiggled his fingers at himself to indicate that he, was in fact, Bri-Bri.
You nodded with a big grin on your face.
Something in the corner of your eye caught your attention and you looked down at the bag that Brian had slung over the crook of his elbow as he held his arm bent up to stop it sliding off. It was your favorite colour.
“I really like your bag Brian.” You said bashfully as you held onto Hawks’s arm.
Brian gasped with excitement then did a dramatic scream.
“Gurrrrlll, THANK YOU!, Anthony does NOT appreciate. Can you believe him?! Ugh!” He said as he flicked an imaginary fringe from his face. “Anywhoosies Y/N baby let’s hit. The. Town.” He said as he punctuated his words with a movement similar to the naenae
You smiled and did an excited little bounce beside Hawks who was watching you with amusement.
“Go get your things baby,” Hawks said gently as he shook his arm slightly to get you to let go.
“I-I’ll be back.” You said softly as you ran to get your bag.
“Hey Brian.” Hawks said in a low voice, watching you leave from the corner of his eye.
“Yeah boo-boo?” Brian said as he popped a hip out.
“Keep an eye on my girl yeah?” Hawks said lowly, “I’ve put one of my feathers in her bag so I’ll have ears on her but if there are ANY suspicious looking people who appear to be following you, give them the slip if you can.” He said.
Brian hummed knowingly.
“Also…” Hawks said, “her name is A/N when you’re out.”
“Boy, don’t you even stress yo fine self, you just leave it with uncle Bri-Bri.” He said with a flamboyant arm wave and a small finger click.
“Call me if you need me.” Hawks said with a wink.
“Ohhhhhh dayum.” He said inhaling softly, touching his fingertips to his chest, excited that he got a wink from the hot hero. “I got you baby, I gotchu.” He replied.
“Thanks.” Hawks said with a smile.
Just then you came back to the door.
“Oh honey we gone have some fun today!” Brian said as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders and pulled you close to him.
“Hey don’t go spoiling my girl too much I might lose her to you.” Hawks said with a cheeky smile.
“Mmmmmhmmm I’d say you’d better watch yo self but judging by the marks on baby girl here I don’t think she be leavin yo nest anytime soon.” Brian said with puckered lips as he eyed the hickeys on your neck.
Your face flushed red and you quickly covered them with your hands.
“I see you.” Brian said slyly to Hawks.
Your winged hero chuckled sheepishly and scratched the back of his head.
“I uh… I got nothing to say…”
“Save it fo the jury honey.” Brian said as he turned you around and walked you off out the door. “Toodles babes, we’ll be back.” He called to Hawks over his shoulder.
“Bye!” You called happily with a big smile and a wave.
Hawks chuckled as he watched you leave.
“So what are we doing today?” You asked Brian as he parked the car at the small town parking lot.
“First of all.” Brian said as he hopped out of the car and pulled his bag out of the back seat, undoing the seatbelt he had placed around it. “Queens gotta start the day right!” He said as he linked his arm in yours and sashayed down the street towards the local cafe.
“Haayyyy.” He greeted flamboyantly as he entered the small shop.
All the waiters and waitresses looked up when he called out and their faces lit up.
“Hi Brian!” They chorused.
He pulled you with him up to the register to place an order.
“Hey sweet cheeks,” he greeted the guy behind the counter. “Can I please get a coffee and can I get a…” he looked at you.
“Oh uh…umm…ummm…” you panicked.
“Whatchu want to drink honey?” Brian asked you brightly.
“Umm a umm [hot drink of choice] please.” You said softly, stepping closer to him.
“And one [drink of choice] for my queen A/N, here.” He said.
You looked at him and smiled.
He winked at you.
“Sure thing.” The waiter replied and put the order in. “Won’t be long.”
“Thanks babes!” Brian said as he stepped back with you to wait.
“Do most people know you here?” You asked Brian softly.
“Honey erbody knows me,” Brain said emphatically, “I’ve been bringing the love to this town since ’91.”
“I can totally believe that too…”
After getting a hot drink each, Brian walked you out of the cafe and headed down the street.
“Ok baby cakes we need to get youuuu. A bag.” He said, “so you can match uncle Bri-Bri.”
You beamed excitedly.
He walked you towards a shop then stopped.
“Ok honeybunch first we gotta pray.” He said as he put an arm out in front of you to stop you.
“Pray?” You asked with confusion.
“Oh yes honey we need guidance from the queen.”
Brian closed his eyes and put his hands together and you dubiously did the same, closing one eye but keeping the other one open so you could watch Brian.
“Dear Beyoncé.” He started, the the most hallowed voice you had ever heard. “Gurl, we need your guidance today, please bless us with discounts and bargains on handbags and accessories and deliver us from cheap Gucci knock offs, for thine is the power, the glory and the light, forever and ever, amen.”
“Amen.” You repeated softly.
“Ok we covered now, be gone Margret with yo nasty ass beige handbag.” He said as he wrinkled his nose and shivered.
You giggled again.
“I love Brian.”