“Oh!” Brian said excitedly as he put his drink glass down and stood up, “where’s my sparkle mic!? It’s my time to shineeee~.” He sung as he stood up and pranced over to the mic to make his speech.
“Did I, uh, announce you correctly?” The MC asked in a hushed voice as Brian approached him.
“Sure did, honey, I’m the gay-d of honour and proud of it!” Brian said as he did a sassy head wobble.
“I see.” The MC replied, “uh, well, good luck.”
“Thank you pooh-bear.” Brian replied as he took his spot at the mic and the MC stepped back.
You giggled as Brian did his little ‘centering’ routine of flicking his hands around to ‘rid of bad energy’ then leaned into the mic.
“Ladies and gentlemen.” He started, in a very flamboyant voice. “Pah-lease give my Bambi and Hawks a round of applause for being the MOST perfect couple on this planet!”
Everyone cheered and clapped, including Brian who almost clapped himself rapidly into the floor.
“I’m not going to keep you beautiful people too long with some long ass speech.” He said as he wobbled his head and held up a sassy hand as he looked over at you and Hawks, “but I just wanted to say, that in the very short time I’ve gotten to know Y/N….”
His voice wobbled and he stopped as he quickly look up at the ceiling, rapidly fanning his face to stop himself from crying.
“Lord, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!” He whispered emotionally in a high pitched voice.
“Briiiii, don’t cry!” You wailed at him, “if you start, I’ll be a mess!”
“Jazzie-pooh, I promise I won’t ruin the Sisley Paris- so curl, mascara.” Brian wailed as he continued to look at the ceiling.
“It’s waterproof, babe,” Jasmine called in her deep voice.
“Oh praise Beyoncé.” Brian whispered but it was still loud enough to be picked up by the mic. “Ok, love and light. Fearless. Channel Beyoncé.” He whispered, centering himself before continuing his speech. “This absolutely stunning queen and I, hit it off the MINUTE we met, right honey?” He asked, looking across to you.
You nodded tearfully.
“We have been through so much together already.” Brian continued, “from make overs and new jobs to Martha the goose…”
He stopped and held a hand up.
“…Lord don’t get me STARTED,” he muttered then continued in his usual chirpy tone. “Even our babies are growing up together.”
You looked over to where Hiyoko was sitting on the ground with Norman by his side and smiled tearfully.
“You’re the most precious…” Brian said, his voice wobbling again, “lord help me.” He whispered as a tear slid down his cheek. “Bean. EVER. And you deserve the WORLD!”
By this time he was a babbling mess but kept pushing through.
“Hawks, you’d better look after this queen or my gay ass will come for your feathers in the middle of the night and paint them rainbow colours.” Brian wailed.
“Not gonna lie, that’s the most beautiful threat I’ve ever heard.” Hawks said as he reached an arm around you and pulled you into his side. “I swear on your waterproof mascara, Brian, I’ll lay down my life to protect this girl.”
“You’d better do that.” Brian said sassily as Jasmine quickly ran forward and passed him a tissue to dab the corners of his eyes with.
Hawks turned his head and kissed your temple.
“A toast!” Brian said once he had gained his composure again. “To the most beautiful bride in the world and the most handsome hero.”
“To Y/N and Hawks!” The crowd said as they all raised their glasses in celebration.
More speeches happened and the food went around again.
Soon it was time for the cake cutting and tossing of the bouquet.
Your mum quickly passed you the bouquet she had been holding onto for this occasion and you called everyone together.
“Ok ready?” You called as you turned your back to the crowd and they counted down for the throw.
You tossed the bouquet up and over your shoulder.
Suddenly Brian screamed and you turned around to see the flowers in his hands.
“OH MY GOD! YAYYY!!” You screeched excitedly as Brian jumped up and down, absolutely elated.
Uncle Anthony was blushing like crazy in the background and a few people nearby patted him on the back and whispered things in his ear.
“Next to be married are Bri and Uncle Anthony!” Hawks called, cupping his hands to his mouth.
Uncle Anthony buried his blushing face in his arms.
After dessert the dance floor opened up.
At first not many people wanted to dance but then ‘Single Ladies’ came on and Brian took to the floor.
When he said he was going to bus down. He really BUS DOWN. Dropping low and gyrating with one sassy hand in the air while wining in a circle.
The crowd went wild and immediately the younger, more agile dancers, got on the floor and followed Brian’s lead.
You were loving watching from the sidelines until Brian flitted over and grabbed your hand.
“BRI NOOOO!” You wailed, but he wasn’t hearing any of it and dragged you onto the floor to dance with him.
The night wore on and your mum and aunty Rei left a little earlier to take Hiyoko back to your place to sleep for the night. They were going to stay there with him while you and Hawks spent the night at a ‘secret’ location.
You kissed your little boy goodnight as he lay drowsily in your mother’s arms.
“Don’t hurry back tomorrow.” Your mum said to you. “You and Hawks enjoy your night away, Rei and I will be fine.”
“Ok, thanks mum.” You said with a smile. “Thank you so much for looking after him.”
“It’s our pleasure.” She said, smiling at Rei who stood beside her.
As the night drew to a close everyone made a line to wish you and Hawks well as you left the party.
Slowly you went along the line, hugging and saying goodbye to people.
You had 3 people to go before getting to the end of the line when you felt the right side of the g-string loosen.
“SHIT!” You gasped internally as you stiffened and clenched your butt cheeks together to hold the string of the underpants from falling out. “I completely forgot about the g-string!”
“Bye, Y/N, you look stunning.” Fuyumi said as she leaned forward to hug you.
You awkwardly bent to meet her but felt the left side of the g-string slip and quickly straightened again.
“Ah, b-bye, thank you.” You said awkwardly as you shuffled backwards a bit and patting her on the shoulder in a panic.
“Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.” You wailed internally.
You clenched harder as the left side now came completely undone and all that was holding your undies up now was the string of the g-string between your butt cheeks.
“God DON’T LET THIS FALL PLEASE! NO! GOD! WHY! BEYONCÉ! ANYONE!” Your brain screamed as you shuffled along the line to the next person and gave them a clenched teeth smile then shuffled to the last person. “I need to get out of here, I need to get out of here.”
Hawks smiled at you from ahead and you gave him a panicked look in return.
“What’s up?” He whispered to you when you got close enough.
“MY UNDERPANTS ARE ABOUT TO FALL OFF!” You whispered harshly at him.
“HOW?!” He whispered back with a surprised look on his face.
“I don’t have time to explain!” You wailed softly, “we need to leave now!”
“Ok, ok.” He said lowly to you as he waved to the crowd, “thanks again, all!” He called as he took your hand and backed back. “I’ll pick you up bridal style.” He whispered from the corner of his mouth to you. “They’ll fall into your [dress/pants].”
You nodded and smiled to everyone as he quickly scooped you up.
“Hang on tight.” He said through smiling lips, crouching slightly.
“Hawks.. HAWKS NO! HAWKS?! DON’T YOU DARE!” You screeched when you saw the devious look in his eye.
“ROCKET LAUNCH!” He yelled with glee before shooting into the sky.
“MY UNDIESSSSSS!!” You hollered in fear.
That was the last thing everyone heard as you and Hawks disappeared into the night sky.