“Yaaay! You’re the best! Thank you.” D/F said gratefully as she hugged you.
“Piece of cake, babe, when do you need it by?” You asked her as she pulled back from the hug.
“Let’s do it Wednesday because most of the after school clubs have Wednesday off.” She said as the two of you turned and walked to your lockers.
“Man, you’re really thought it through, huh?” You said with a chuckle. “It’ll be a no brainer, then you’ll be free to come see [band].”
You both high fived then opened your lockers, stuff falling out of yours as you looked for stuff to take to the next class.
“Babe, you got a pen?” You asked, “got so much shit in here I can’t find one of my own.”
“I gotchu.” She replied, handing you a pen from her locker.
“Thanks.” You said with a smile.
That Wednesday you and D/F shared a knowing glance at the end of the last class as you left to go to your lockers, everything was set for breaking in after the school closed that evening and you had both decided to do it around 6pm.
Most of the teachers left by 5pm and stragglers should be finished shortly after that so you’d stake it out and wait till all was quiet then make your move.
You had just finished up shoving things into your locker when Iida approached you.
“Miss L/N, seeing as I do not have any club duties on this evening I thought it would be beneficial to utilize this time to study together.” He said, making chopping arm movements as he explained his piece.
“You know what else you can utilize, Iida?” You asked, giving him a dead stare.
“I would ask you to elaborate but I have a feeling the answer would be quite obscene.” He replied stiffly, adjusting his glasses.
“You’re damn right it’s obscene.” You replied as you slammed your locker door shut, bits of paper sticking out of the hinges as you whacked the door a few times to make sure it stayed closed.
You bent down and yanked your bag out from the metal box under your locker and straightened to stare at Iida.
“Laters, glasses.” You said casually as you spun and strolled off down the hall, head held high as you walked to the front door.
Iida sighed briskly as you walked away.
“Will I ever be able to help Miss L/N?” He thought to himself, “she still isn’t opening up to me.”
He walked to his locker and got some study materials out then headed for the library to study.
“Right on time.” D/F said in a soft whisper as your black hooded form approached her at the rear gates of the school.
“Wassup homie, we ready to study hard?” You asked cheekily.
“This is the best study, honestly.” She replied in a soft voice as you two climbed the back fence and dropped down behind the back of the building.
“How we getting in?” You whispered as the two of you crept along the brick building.
“I slipped a piece of paper against the door jab at the exit in the stair well.” She whispered. “The door should just push open, but if not, I bought backup.”
She pulled out a cut up old credit card that she used to to help break into places and you smiled deviously.
“Nice.” You whispered.
As you got to the door in question you saw that paper was still there and you pushed the door open, letting the two of you in before it closed and locked behind you both.
“Stage one, done.” You said with a smirk as you threw up a backwards peace sign.
She smiled and you both made your way up the darkened stairwell to the second level where the teachers lounge was.
All was quiet and you tiptoed quickly along and let yourself into the room.
“Ok, so you know where it is?” You whispered to her, pulling your phone out and flicking the torch on.
“Yeah, in the teacher’s files.” She whispered back, “follow me.”
She pulled her phone out and flicked on her torch then led you over to the filing cabinet and opened it.
“The teachers here are super dumb. No one locks anything.” You commented lowly as D/F quickly located the answer sheet and pulled it out to take pictures.
You held up your torch light for her and she snapped shots of each page before compiling them and putting them back in the cabinet, closing it before you two left.
“That was beyond easy, what the fuck?” You whispered with a laugh, “now to get out of here.”
You both slipped back out into the hall and started to head to the stairs when a voice behind you stopped you both dead in your tracks, the hair on the back of your neck standing on end.
“Stop right there!” The voice bellowed from the far end of the hall.
“Shit! It’s Iida!” You hissed to D/F, “RUN!”
The two of you bolted for the stairs, Iida giving chase behind you.
“Fuck, he’s quick!” You gasped as you looked back over your shoulder while running. “What is he? The love child of Steve from Minecraft and sonic the hedgehog?”
D/F burst out laughing as you sprinted, the panic in her laugh evident.
“No running in the fucking halls, Iida!” You shouted over your shoulder as the two of you jumped from the top of the stairs and landed at the base, D/F unlocking the exit door and the two of you barreling out of the door while howling with laughter.
Iida just got to the exit door as you two cleared the fence and landed on the other side, running off down the street, still whooping and screaming wildly while he called for you to return.
The next morning Iida cornered you at your locker.
“If I may have a word with you, Miss L/N, regarding last night.” He said sternly as his blue eyes boring into you.
“You make it sound so dirty, Iida.” You coo’d seductively, “tell me what we did last night.”
“N-no, w-we did not do such things as what you are thinking that we did.” He stammered, flustered that you had turned the conversation sexual when he wasn’t thinking that at all, his hands chopping in weird directions as he tried to deflect from the current embarrassing situation.
“Calm ya robot farm, Iida, you’re gonna be late for class.” You said as you slammed your locker closed quickly to stop things from falling out, then walked off to class.
Iida composed himself and followed after you, making a mental note to talk to you again later.