The Top Delinquent Chapter 1: Tenya Iida

D/F: Devious Friend

D/H: Dickhead (this is your boyfriend in the story… he’s not nice so don’t get attached lol)

Let’s get to it!

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“Class, please find your assigned seats and sit down. Roll call is about to commence.” Tenya Iida called from the front of the classroom, directing people authoritatively with his arms, using a sort of ‘chopping’ motion.

“The fuck is he doing?” You whispered to your friend who was cackling manically from beside you, hand clamped over her mouth to stifle her laughter. “Looks like a factory reject action figure toy.”

Your friend continued to cackle, drawing the attention of Iida.

“Miss D/F! Please refrain from disrupting the class with your laughter.” He said commandingly.

She immediately stopped laughing and glared at him.

“Yeah, ok, grandpa.” She said in an annoyed voice as she rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.

“I do not appreciate being spoken to like th—.”

“Iida, thank you very much, you may take a seat now.” The teacher said as she entered the classroom.

“Of course, Miss.” Iida said respectfully as he slapped his hands to his thighs and bowed stiffly before walking stately around to his seat and sitting down.

“Does he want to lick her shoes while he’s at it?” You whispered to your friend.

She giggled again.

Iida swung his head around sharply and glared at the two of you.

You smirked and threw him a backwards peace sign and your friend rubbed her eye with her middle finger, secretly flipping him off.

Iida set his jaw in annoyance but didn’t say anything and looked back at the front of the class.

“Watch this.” You whispered to your friend as you ripped a small piece of paper off of your note book and secretly slipped it into your mouth, chewing on it and rolling it into a ball.

You grabbed your pen and slipped the ink tube out of it then put the empty pen case to your lips, using it like a pea shooter.

With a sharp huff through the chute, you shunted the wad of paper at the back of Iida’s head then quickly put the pen case down and looked away.

Iida felt something small hit the back of his head and quickly reached a hand back to feel for whatever it was.

His fingers hit the small wad of wet paper and he stiffened as he pulled it out of his hair.

Your friend was still cackling manically from beside you.

“Excuse me, Miss?” Iida called the teacher, raising his hand earnestly.

“Yes Iida?” She asked as she stopped talking and looked up at him.

“I regret to inform that I have become the victim of a paper spitball.” He said sternly.

You and your friend snorted with laughter then immediately covered it with fake coughing.

Iida turned in his seat and glared at you both.

“It was one of these two delinquents.” He said pointedly, pointing back at you and your friend.

“Y/N, D/F.” The teacher called sharply, “please make your way out to the principal’s office.”

“Sure thing, teach.” You replied brightly, standing up smartly and heading to the classroom door, completely unfazed by being sent out- it happened all the time.

Your friend blushed with embarrassment, standing up and hanging her head as she followed you out.

You both walked down to the principals office and entered.

“Sup’ Mrs Craig.” You greeted calmly as you entered.

“Y/N? What can I do for you?” The principal asked as you barged into her office unannounced.

“Y-Y/N L/N!” The receptionist called, “you can’t just come barging into the principal’s office without making an appointm—.”

“It’s fine, Bethany.” The principal said with a smile, “Y/N and I are on close terms, she’s in here a lot.”

“Gee thanks.” You replied sarcastically with an eye roll, “it’s true though.” You added as you winked at receptionist Bethany.

Your poor friend hung back. She wasn’t always in the principal’s office like you were and she was most embarrassed to be there.

“So Y/N, why are you here?” The principal asked as she placed her pen down and leaned back in her chair.

“Shot a spitball at Iida’s head and he called me out on it.” You said casually as you sat down and spread your legs wide open, adopting a very causal ‘unladylike’ sitting position. “Smack bang in the back of his head too, I should join the shooting club.”

The principal sighed.

“Was there anyone else involved?”

“Nah just me, but he also called out my bestie because she was laughing.” You said, looking back over your shoulder out the door to where your friend was waiting. “Come in, babes!” You shouted.

Her face went redder as she entered.

“H-Hello Mrs Craig.” She said softly as she walked over and sat down neatly in the chair next to you.

“So it was just you then?” The principal reiterated, looking from your friend back to you.

“Correctimundo.” You said with a bright smile.

The principal smiled.

“Ok, D/F, you can go back to class now, thank you.” She said, excusing your friend.

“See ya later.” You said to her as she got up and left.

“Y/N.” The principal sighed again. “What do I do with you?”

“You could pay me? I might not be so disruptive if I get paid to sit in class.” You replied with a smirk.

“That’s not going to happen.” She said shortly. “I think you need a bit of reforming so I’m going to be pairing you with someone in your class to help you focus more and get on the right path.”

“Who?” You asked pointedly.

“I’ll let you know once I’ve spoken to them.” She replied with a smirk.

“Really?” You deadpanned, “you know I don’t really need this.”

“Oh, yes you do, Y/N.” She replied, “please come and see me again at the end of today.”

You sighed and stood up.

“Fine.” You grunted, “laterz, Mrs Craig.” You mumbled as you stalked out of the room.

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At the end of the day you made your way back to the Principal’s office and opened the door.

Iida Tenya was sitting there.

“Ohhhh, no you don’t.” You said sharply to the principal, “I’m not pairing up with him.” You added bluntly.

“Miss L/N.” Iida said, addressing you sharply as he stood up and pushed his glasses up onto the bridge of his nose. “Although it is not pleasurable to be paired with you for this rehabilitation process I will endeavor to do my absolute best to reform you and—,”

“The fuck?” You spat.

“Detention!” The principal said loudly, “please watch your language, Y/N.”

“Rehabilitation process???” You snorted, “what kind of a stupid ass joke is this?!” 

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