“Oh! Kaminari!” Deku said when he saw his friend.
He hopped up off the bench and walked over to greet the flirtatious blond hero.
They shook hands and Deku smiled.
“What are you two love birds doing out here?” Kaminari asked, looking past Deku to you. “Having a little date are we?”
“Something like that.” Deku said sadly.
“What happened?” Kaminari asked, picking up that something bad had happened.
Deku briefly told him about the failed cooking date and Kaminari sympathized.
“I feel ya, bro, I can’t cook to save my life that’s why I go out for food.” He said with a laugh.
“That’s not true baby, you’re amazing at everything you do.” The floozie on his arm said as she looked up at him adoringly.
“Aww thanks baby cakes I’ll have to reward you for that compliment later.” He said lowly with a wink, bending his head down so they could nuzzle noses. She giggled as he quickly pecked her on the lips.
“Uhh…you two are on a date too I take it?” Deku said, breaking the little moment the pair were having.
“Yeah just finished dinner and are heading back to my place for dessert.” Kaminari said with a smirk and a little eyebrow wiggle.
The floozie giggled with embarrassment. “Oh Denki, don’t give too much away.” She added with faux bashfully as she squished her very pronounced breasts into his arm.
“Mmmm I think I know which two marshmallows I’m going to eat first.” He said to her in a provocative tone as he rubbed his arm between her boobs.
You almost gagged. It was gross the way she was carrying on.
Poor Deku was bright red in the face. “Ohhh uh ok don’t let me stop you.” He mumbled as he turned and walked back to you.
“Yeah we’d better go,” Kaminari said with a sigh, looking down at the girl that he had metaphorically wrapped around his little finger. “It’s hard to just stand here not doing any …exercise.” He said coyly.
“Ohh Denki you sly cutie you.” The girl with the IQ of a house plant giggled.
You stifled an agonized groan and rolled your eyes.
“Ugh really guys? Right here?…in front of my ice cream?”
“Aaaaanyway we’re gonna split Midoriya, catch ya.” Kaminari said with his signature suave smile.
Any other fangirl would find it sexy…maybe..but you couldn’t stand his overtly flirtatious lines. They seemed so fake and empty.
Kaminari turned and walked off with the girl still giggling and hanging off him while Deku sat down next to you.
“Well…He’s good with the ladies…” Deku mused.
You scoffed. “You call that good? He can probably bed multiple girls a night but does he know how to hold down a relationship? I think NO!”
Deku heard you but at the same time he was wondering if Kaminari could give him some points on how to be cool and confident.
“He might be able to give me some ideas on how to do a really awesome proposal?”
Satisfied with his decision he smiled to himself.
“Yes! Don’t give up Deku, your name means ‘you can do it’ so hold your head up and make this the most plus ultra proposal ever!”
[He’s thinking back to when Ochako told him Deku sounded like ‘you can do it’]
When you got back to the house the cleaning team were all but done. The water was all gone and the pan with charcoaled meat had been thrown away.
“Oh wow you’ve done a great job!” You praised them. “There’s no damage anywhere!”
They finished up the last of the work and Deku paid them before they left.
“O-Oh uh…hi Kaminari…” Deku said nervously into the phone as the blond answered with a raspy morning voice.
“Ay, Midoriya, sup?” Kaminari asked with a yawn.
“I’m sorry I didn’t know you would still be asleep?” Deku said, glancing at his desk clock. It read 10:30am.
“Had a uh, late night.” Kaminari replied with a cheeky raspy chuckle.
“Oh uh I see, I can call another time?” Deku said, uncomfortable about what that ‘late night’ could have entailed.
“Nah you’re good dude, Sup?”
“Well I just wanted your advice on something?” Deku said softly.
“Sure my man! What can I help with?” Kaminari asked curiously.
“Well I uh…” Deku glanced up to make sure the office door was closed. “I want to propose to Y/N and I want to do it in a really cool way and well….you seem confident in that area…”
“Well thank you for the compliment.” Kaminari said with a laugh, “but I’ll be honest with you I’ve never proposed to anyone before?”
“Umm well that’s ok I just want to know how to be confident? That’s all…”
“Well I can give you some pointers there that’s no worries, wanna meet today?” Kaminari asked enthusiastically.
“Yes! Please! If you have time!” Deku replied happily.
“Definitely have time! I’ll just uh…get this girl gone and be over, I’ll probably be there round your lunch break. 12:30?” Kaminari confirmed.
“O-ohhh of course.” Deku replied with a blush.
“Awesome I’ll se- woah baby I’m on the phone. Sorry Midoriya I’ll see you the- ah! Oh yeah, fuck that feels good…“
“BYE KAMINARI SEE YOU SOON!” Deku yelled quickly and pressed end call.
“Oh my gosh what was she d-d-doing to him?!” Deku blushed furiously. “I wonder if Y/N would ever….want to…”
His mind wandered, imagining you on your knees in front of him with your beautiful hands and lips wrapped around his-
“Izu!” You called brightly as you entered his office.
He jumped violently and adjusted himself inside his pants.
“Want to grab lunch again today?” You asked with a smile.
“Oh, I’m sorry Y/N, I’m meeting up with umm Kaminari today…” Deku said, looking down nervously.
“Kaminari? Why?” You asked, a slight scowl crossing your face.
“Uh, well, uh, I umm just need some help with..something.” Deku mumbled.
“Ok… I’ll have lunch on my own.” You replied before turning and leaving in a bit of a huff.
“Why Kaminari? He’s a bit of a shameless flirt, it’s not that I don’t like him but I want to spend time with Izu!” You pouted internally.
Deku sighed, he just wanted to get this proposal done! He was sick and tired of trying to be sneaky.