Your Hange, was a nut case… and you would always say that with the kindest of looks in your eye, but seriously, they were mad… You couldn’t hold that against them though because you had a little bit of insanity running through your veins as well.
“No! What?! Go outside the wall?? At night?!” you asked with disbelief into the smiling face of your lover.
“Yeah!” They replied, throwing their arms out wide with an almost deranged look in their eye, “why not? The Titans aren’t active at night.”
“Why are we going outside the walls anyway? What are you scheming?”
“To have sex, of course! I want your cock inside me,” They replied with such exuberance that it took your brain a second to catch up because the tone of voice, the context, and the actually sentence all didn’t marry up. It was like someone brightly announcing that a dear friend had died- the mood and lighting were all off.
“Sex?!” Well… I mean… I’m always down to rail you or have you ride my dick but why can’t we just do it inside the house here?”
“No!” They chuckled, spinning around then pointing at you, their ponytail swishing lightly, “I want to fuck in front of a titan!”
“WHAT?! What do you mean? Like, find a sleeping one and do it in front of it?”
“Yes! And then yell and moan and see if it wakes up!” They replied with delight.
“But then what?!” you asked with horror, “what if it does wake up?… then what do we do? Like… run away? Die?”
“Yes! Both!” They screeched with deranged delight, “who cares! Let’s see what happens! I wonder if Titans get excited by this type of thing? It’s like a live porno for them!”
“You’re clinically insane. The Titan would eat us. I… are you sure you didn’t get heatstroke today?” You asked, reaching a hand out and placing it on their forehead.
“But I want to ride a horses while you’re behind me with your dick in my ass and we’re running away from a titan!”
“—at night,” you added.
“At night!” They added, more enthusiastically, after you.
“You’re insane.”
“You’ve already said that so many times. It’s time to make a decision now, are you coming or not? If you’re not, then I’ll just go and masturbate on the top of the wall, then go riding outside the walls and maybe masturbate again in front of a titan.”
“Not on my watch, you’re not,” you grunted, grabbing them around the waist and hoisting them up.
They squealed and kicked their legs around but didn’t fight you, as you were now heading for the doors and out into the streets- walking down towards the stables.
“How are we even going to get out?” you asked them.
“I have ways,” they said as you carried them off towards the stables.
20 minutes later you were on a horse, behind Hange, outside the gates, in the dark, scared as hell but turned on as fuck… as Hange had lost the pants the minute you had both set foot outside the wall and their bare ass was rubbing up against the front of your pants.
“Woooo!!” Hange called loudly with delight as the horse cantered along in the dark, pushing themselves back against your pants confined dick.
“Hange,” you called out over the sound of them shouting with glee, “keep your wits about you, there could be awake titans around.”
But Hange was having too much fun to be looking out for titans.
“Fuck me, Y/N!” they shouted with a manic laugh on the end, “I’m ready for your dick!”
It wasn’t the easiest to unbuckle your pants and get your dick free, during a canter, but eventually you did and stroked yourself in hand a little before tapping Hange on the backside.
“I’m ready,” you called to them, “lift up a little.”
In one swift movement, Hange lifted up and pushed their ass back and started to sit back down, the motion of the horse loping along making the fucking motion a lot easier as you didn’t have to do a damn thing while the creature beneath you set the pace for you.
“Oh shit,” you gasped as their hole encased your dick, the warmth of their insides making you groan loudly from behind them.
“How do you like that, Y/N?!” They cried back to you, panting and moaning as they sat down a little more.
“I’m not gonna last long at this pace,” you groaned, one hand on Hange’s side and the other back on the horses rump.
*squelch, squelch squelch* went the sound of your dick fucking Hange and you had to look around to focus on something that wasn’t their ass so you wouldn’t come undone so easily.
Suddenly, a sound behind you drew your attention, the thumping sound of footsteps, and you looked back to see a pure titan ambling gangly along behind you.
“Hange!” you shouted in terror, but they had already seen it.
“Ahhh!! We have a perverted one! Come on big boy!” Hange shouted at the titan behind, “come and watch me getting fucked!”
The titan was gaining ground a little and so Hange urged the horse faster.
“Hangeee,” you groaned, your cock pulsating in fear and excitement, “I’m gonna nut soon.”
“Not yet! We need to outrun this beauty!” they called, whooping with delight as they turned the horse and headed back towards where they had exited the walls.
“Hange! Fuck!” You shouted, the pace at which your dick was entering them, making it harder and harder not to cum.
“I’m close, Y/N!” Hange suddenly shouted back to you, moaning loudly as the horse galloped back to safety with the titan still running behind.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, I’m cumming!” you cried, griping Hange’s hips with both hands as they bucked up and down on you wildly.
“Aaaaa!!” They cried out, your cum dripping down your shaft as the horse’s momentum carried you both back to safety.
You were barely back inside the walls when Hange jumped off your dick and landed on the ground beside the horse, leaving you to just pant rapidly, mind still trying to compute what just happened.
“That was amazing!” Hange exclaimed, throwing their hands out wide, completely naked on the bottom half.
“We outran a titan while fucking,” you panted.
“See! Amazing!” They said again with another excited laugh.
~ END ~