A/N: Sexually explicit content ahead.
There was a moments pause then a devilish smirk pulled at his lips.
“So my girl has been spilling our bedroom secrets has she?” He asked in a low, provocative tone as he stretched an arm out to wrap it around your shoulders, his fingertips lightly brushing the back of your neck as he did so. “Well, if she’s been telling you things then she won’t mind me going into detail, right baby?” He asked, his cat-like irises burning into your soul as you sat there, skin crawling with goosebumps.
You remained silent, not sure if you should say anything more at this point, you had already said enough.
“First of all I like to go down on her.” Kuroo said casually as he removed his arm from around you and gripped onto your jaw so he could hold your gaze. “Kiss between her gorgeous thighs, get her wet, you know… all the good stuff.” He said as he calmly looked from you, over to Liisa and Nora, still holding onto your chin so you couldn’t look at them.
Your heart was beating out of your chest right now, hearing him say those things in such a relaxed manner was far more of a turn on than he realized.
“Then I’ll spread her legs, wide open…” he added lowly as he looked back at you and ran his thumb over your bottom lip, watching your expression the whole time.
You melted, silently begging for him to continue as your mind conjured up some…. unholy thoughts.
“If she’s a good girl I might run my tongue over that sensitive…. little…. button.” He said in a husky voice, purposefully drawing the words out for added effect.
“A-and if she’s bad?” Nora asked in a quiet voice from across the table.
You glanced over at her from the corner of your eye, as Kuroo still hadn’t let go of your chin, and saw she was a blushing mess, her bottom lip jammed between her teeth as she hung onto every sexually charged word that left Kuroo’s mouth.
“Ah, well if she’s bad…” Kuroo said as he looked back to you and licked his bottom lip erotically slowly, “she knows what happens to bad girls…”
You thought you heard a small moan escape Nora’s lips and you yanked your head away for Kuroo’s hand, well and truly flustered by his words.
Liisa was just sitting there with mouth gaping open, unable to comprehend what she had just heard.
“T-T-Tetsuro, can we please talk, please? alone?” You stammered, face still bright red with embarrassment and sexual excitement.
“Sure, baby.” He said in his usual mellow voice as he stood up. “Excuse us, we’ll be back.” He added looking at the still stunned Liisa and Nora.
You quickly power walked past him to the exit and he followed calmly, that smirk still pulling at his lips as he followed you out into the empty hall.
“What the fuck?!” You whispered harshly as you spun around to face him, “Kuroo?”
“Hey? If you’re gonna lie about what we’ve been doing in the bedroom then it’s fair game for me to add my piece too.” Kuroo said as he casually placed his hand on his hip.
“Ok, fine but like… that was…”
“Hot?” He asked with a creepy grin.
You looked away quickly.
“N-n-no? Well yeah, but, no?” You stammered, blinking rapidly as you continued looking off down the hall.
“You want me to do those things to you?” He asked with that cheeky big grin.
“NO?!” You shouted, covering your face with embarrassment as your mind created images of Kuroo between your thighs.
He laughed heartily and stepped forward, wrapping you in a hug.
“I won’t say anything like that anymore, I promise.” You wailed into his torso, “I’ve learned my lesson.”
“Good girl.” He said with a chuckle, “and why are you even hanging with them anyway? That Liisa chick, especially, wants to embarrass you into non-existence.”
“I know.” You sighed, “I just… I’m not good with making friends and when I finally do make friends… they’re the wrong ones to be friends with.”
Kuroo pulled back from you and you stared glumly down at your feet.
“Well you have me now too so don’t be sad.” He said with a smile, “fist bump on it.” He added as he held his fist out to you.
You looked up and gave him a resigned smile, bumping his fist back.
“Don’t mention it.” He said as he pushed his hands into his pockets. “Hey uh, come back to mine this afternoon.” He added casually.
“Yeah, my place.” He said.
“W-W-Whyyyyy???” You stammered nervously, remembering what he had said before.
“Because we gotta do some things in the bedroom so we can tell Liisa and Nora we’ve actually done stuff.” He said with a straight face then burst out laughing, “I’m joking, I’m joking.”
“Kuroo!!” You screeched, flailing your fists against his torso with embarrassment as he howled with laughter and tried to block your attacks. “You’re so mean!!”
“I’m only joking.” He confirmed again with a chuckle, “but we really should get to know each other a little more so I want to hang out a bit, is that a crime?”
“No, it’s not.” You pouted, “but if you pull any funny business I’m gonna kick you in the balls.”
“Didn’t know you could kick so high?” Kuroo teased, “I could teabag you standing up.”
“Aaaaaaahhhh!” You screeched with embarrassment, “why are you so weird, stoooopp!”
“You’re like a midget compared to me.” He continued, dodging your poorly placed punches. “Like a chibi form.”
“I’m not a chibi, I’m fun sized! And plus… I’m not that short, I’m [insert height]!” You replied with indignation.
“Still shorter than 6 foot 2.” Kuroo replied, leaning over you with a smirk, “I’m gonna call you short stack.”
“You’re so mean!” You fake pouted, trying to stop from smiling. “I’m going now.” You added as you turned and headed back into the dining area.
“Come to the gym after school, I’ll be waiting for you.” Kuroo called to you as you marched back inside.
You spun around and poked your tongue out at him and he chuckled.
“I’m so jealous.” Nora blurted out as you sat back down, “your boyfriend is so fucking hot, like, I can’t even deal anymore!”
“He’s a teasing asshole that’s what he is.” You replied with a fake scowl, secretly enjoying the banter you had just had with Kuroo.
“I had you pegged all wrong.” Liisa cut in, “I thought you were some lame, vanilla chick but looks like I was wrong. Sorry.” She said, without any trace of remorse in her voice at all.”
“Oh uh… it’s ok.” You said to her, “I’m still exactly as you’ve described, Liisa…” You thought.