Really Fake Chapter 61: A Very Solicited Dick Pic

The next day was Monday and you skipped up to the corner to meet with M/F.

“Hey!!” you greeted brightly as you stopped beside her.

“Someone must have had a good weekend?” M/F mused as you fell in step and started walking to school together, “you’re very happy.”

“Mmhmm,” you hummed with a carefree grin, a far off look in your eye, “ugh, he’s just so hot and fun and we had such an awesome time together.”

“Did you do it?” she asked hopefully.

“What?!” Your head snapped towards hers.

“You had sex, didn’t you?” She asked again.

“No! Oh my god, it was the first date!”

“But y’all have been going out for how long now? And you’ve already done the licky sucky so why not just up and fuck already?”

“Because?! It’s not like that!” you replied in a flustered tone, flinging your arms around wildly, “this isn’t a pump and dump relationship, it’s real!”

“Ugh, ok fine, don’t be a hoe then,” she replied with a smirk, “but definitely let me know when you do do it.”

“You will be the first to know,” you promised, “but you’re way too invested in my sex life, dude, you need to chill.”

“Listen, your life is my life. I hold the remote and watch the drama unfold,” she replied with a grin.

“Fancy seeing my girlfriend on the way to school,” a voice said from behind you and you spun around so quickly you lost your footing.

Thankfully the person behind you was your boyfriend, and also good with volleyball… so he caught you easily before you toppled over.

“Nice catch,” M/F said when she saw he had caught you from falling.

“We would call that a perfect receive,” he replied with a smirk then looked down at you in his arms, “hey speaking of, I’ve got a practice game against Fukurodani on Wednesday. Come and watch?” 

“Of course,” you replied, “it’s the least I can do considering that you just saved me from falling.”

“Ok, chibi-tsundere,” he said as he gripped your jaw in his large hand and planted his lips to yours.

Flustered, you looked at M/F who raised an eyebrow at you and you looked away and cleared your throat.

“Uh, so… anyway, thank you for the kiss,” you mumbled.

“Anytime! Want another one?” he asked you as you all started walking again.

“Later,” you said over your shoulder.

You all kept chatting as you walked the last way to school then separated for classes, promising to catch up at lunch and again after school. 

………………………………..

You basically floated through the day, happy that you and Kuroo were going really well together and looking forward to watching him take on Fukurōdani again.

“Hey, that’s that same team you versed before, isn’t it?” you asked him.

“Yeah. With their captain Bokuto,” Kuroo replied.

“Ahh, yeah I remember now,” you mused, taking his hand in yours.

You walked together the rest of the way to your house and he gave you a kiss goodbye there before heading off to his own home.

As you entered the place Mrs Happy was just about to leave.

“Hello,” you greeted, but with a degree of forced politeness in your voice.

“Mm,” she grunted, grabbing her bag to leave, “he is in the lounge. Television is on and he has a cup of tea with him.”

“He sounds like a toddler that’s been set with all his favourite toys,” you thought with an internal giggle, “ok. Thank you very much.”

“I come tomorrow,” she said before marching off out the door.

You shook your head with a little amusement then turned and headed inside to say hello to pa.

“Hey pa,” you greeted as you entered.

He was set up with a blanket across his lap, cup of tea on his right, TV on with the afternoon game show playing and the remote well within reach.

“She’s set you up just perfectly, hasn’t she?” you said to him as you bent your head down to kiss him on the forehead.

“She’s a keeper,” he warbled with a lopsided smile.

“I’m glad she’s treating you well,” you replied, patting his hand.

“Oh!” he said, getting your attention before you left the room, “and she isn’t married!”

“What? I thought she was? How do you know?” you asked him.

“She has kept her Mrs status for work reasons but her husband died 2 years ago,” he said with a grin, “so I have a chance!”

“Don’t force it, pa. She’s a good carer so I’d hate to have to try and find you another one because you’ve scared her away.”

“We have good chats,” he replied with a wobbly grin, “she’s got a great sense of humour.”

“Could have fooled me,” you thought, giving him a skeptical look, “well she doesn’t say any more than 3 words to me but I guess I don’t see her as much as you do.”

Pa nodded. “I really like her.”

“He’s fallen for her quickly but he did say he was lonely…” You nodded and gave him a smile. “I’m glad you like her pa. I’m gonna go and do some homework now so I’ll be down later to make dinner, ok?” 

“Sure thing, sweetums,” he replied, settling back with his tea to keep watching the game show.

You smiled and left the room, going up to do some homework and chill on your phone.

………………………………….

The next day at school you were zoning out in first class when your phone vibrated in your pocket.

You looked up to see if the teacher was looking at you and when his back was turned you discretely pulled it out to have a look at who had texted you- just in case it was Mrs Happy contacting you about pa.

As your screen lit up, you saw a message from Kuroo.

“Oh? What does Kuroo want?” 

You clicked on the messages app and opened the message from him.

“Hey naughty, you got your phone on you in class?” he asked.

You quickly checked the teacher hadn’t seen you yet and replied.

“Always,” you sent back.

“Just finished training,” he sent back, attaching a picture of himself, drenched in sweat with his shirt pulled up a little so that you could see his glistening abs.

“I want to lick you,” you sent back with the drooling face emoji.

“Want me to show you something else you can lick?” he texted.

“Is he gonna send me a dick pic in class?!” Your brain spazzed out, “what?” You sent back to him with smirk emoji.

Suddenly a picture came through and your eyes nearly fell out of your head.

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