Really Fake Chapter 6: Kinky

The next day you skipped to the corner to meet M/F.

“Well, well, don’t you look happy?” She commented with an amused smirk on her face.

“Well… I am dating the captain of the volleyball team, aren’t I?” You replied playfully, nudging her in the arm as the two of you set off towards school together.

“Correction; fake dating.” She said as he held a finger up.

“Why you gotta rain on my parade like that, huh?” You said as your face fell. “Please just let me live in my fake little bubble of happiness just a little bit longer?”

“When the bubble bursts I’ll be here to catch you.” M/F said with a bright smile, “because lord know, SOMETHING is going to go wrong.”

“I really feel like you’re jinxing me right now.” You deadpanned.

“Come on~, shoot faster~,” she sang, singing the lyrics to ‘get jinxed’ from League of Legends.

“JUST A LITTLE BIT OF ENERGYYY~.” You hollered at the top of your lungs.

“Who has energy?” A rich male voice asked from behind you both.

You screamed and jumped, spinning around with your arms up like you were about to karate chop the person.

“Holy shit, Kuroo, when did you get here?!” You wheezed, moving your arms from the chop pose to clutch your heart. “A little bit of warning next time, Please!”

“So who has energy?” He asked again, completely ignoring your comments.

“Well me now, apparently, because the adrenaline in my system is super high right now, god, I need a moment.” You said as you fanned yourself rapidly and shut your eyes, inhaling and exhaling loudly.

“Dramatic… isn’t she…” Kuroo commented to M/F as they all stood there waiting for you to sort yourself out.

“Well, she needs the best acting skills right now so this is all very helpful.” M/F commented dryly.

“Ok, thanks. Let’s move on now.” You deadpanned at the two of them.

“Oh and Y/N, you need to remember to call me Tetsuro at school in front of Liisa and Nora so that the couple thing looks legit.” Kuroo reminded you as all 3 of you fell in step again and continued on to school.

“Oh, right, yeah…” you replied. “We good, homie.”

“Babe.” M/F corrected, “you can’t call your supposed boyfriend, ‘homie’.”

“Why not?” You and Kuroo asked at the same time.

“Ayyyyy.” You replied with a laugh, “see, we vibin’.”

M/F snorted with amusement and shook her head.

……………………………..

“Hi Y/N,” Nora greeted with a smile as you entered the classroom, “how’s it going with Kuroo?” She asked.

“Yeah, we’re good.” You replied as you walked over and pulled up a chair to chat to the two girls.

“Did you two have make up sex?” Liisa asked bluntly.

You sucked air in through your mouth so quickly you swallowed a bit of saliva the wrong way and started coughing violently.

“My man and I always have make up sex after we’ve had an argument.” Liisa said as she swept her hair back over her shoulder and checked her nails like she was a cut above the rest.

“Oh same!” Nora added, “all the time.”

“Oh no! I need to follow suit!” You thought as you looked at Liisa then Nora. “Pfft, uh, yeah? Who doesn’t?” You lied, pulling an exaggerated face to cover yourself.

“What’s he like in bed?” Liisa asked, as she leaned forward and rested her elbows on the table, her eyes staring directly into yours as if daring you to reply. “Bet he’s into S&M.”

“Whaaaat the fuck is S&M??!?!”

“Yep.” You replied bluntly.

Nora gasped softly from your right.

“Oooooo wow really?” She asked coyly, “actually yeah, he does give me that vibe.”

“My boyfriend is into S&M too.” Liisa said, “he’s so kinky, I love it.”

“Ok well so far so good, they’ve bought it.” You thought as you forced a smile. “I gotta add something else though just to make it look like I’m not copying Liisa…. what’s the most kinky thing I can think of???”

“He’s also into anal.” You blurted out. “Did I just say that out loud?” You asked yourself internally.

The look on Liisa’s face was priceless.

“No. Way.” She gasped, “you’ve done anal??”

“Shhhhh!!” You whispered harshly, glancing around to make sure no one had heard her. “Yeah? You haven’t?” You asked.

“No?” She replied tersely, “I’m totally going to do it with my boyfriend on the weekend though, I can’t believe you’ve done that and I haven’t.” She said with a bit of bitterness in her voice.

“Ha Ha suck it bitch.” You thought smuggly.

“My boyfriend is sooooo vanilla.” Nora pouted, “he just wants to do it the same way every time and it’s boring as shit… sometimes I let him do me while I’m flicking through Instagram because I’m so bored.”

“That DOES sound like a boring relationship.” You thought as you gave Nora a sympathetic look.

“Hey, it’s ok?” You reassured her, “what if you suggested some new things to him? Spice it up a bit?”

“I’ll try.” Nora said with a sigh.

“Or dump him.” Liisa said from her side of the table, a cold tone in her voice. “You could totally do so much better than him.”

You were about to add something else but then the bell rang and the teacher entered the room, cutting your conversation short.

……………………………..

At lunch time you, Liisa, and Nora went to the cafeteria and grabbed your food trays before finding a seat and sitting down for lunch.

You were about to start eating when someone sat down beside you.

“Hey babe.” The person said in greeting.

You looked up to your left, your E/C eyes meeting Kuroo’s hazel ones.

“Oh! H-Hey Kuuuuuuuu—.”

“SHIT! NO, NO, NO, I NEED TO CALL HIM BY HIS FIRST NAME ….. TETSURO …..OR BABE!” Your brain screamed at you.

“—uuuuuuTIT.”

“Kutit?” He asked with a smirk, knowing exactly what had happened.

“CUTIE.” You said quickly, “sorry, I meant cutie but flubbed it. My bad.”

Kuroo chuckled deeply and you grimaced as you quickly opened your juice popper and started drinking.

“So, Kuroo, Y/N told us you’re into some kinky shit in the bedroom.” Liisa stated bluntly.

For the second time that day you inhaled liquid into your lungs and coughed violently.

“LIISA!” You hissed as you wheezed, smacking yourself on the chest, trying to clear your lungs so you could speak.

“Yeah, into S&M, anal….” Liisa continued.

Kuroo’s facial expression didn’t change as he stared her down then glanced at you as your soul was desperately trying to leave your body, your fear filled eyes meeting his.

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