Really Fake Chapter 23: A New Life

Kuroo was still in the process of cheering you up, keeping you occupied by chasing you lightly around the gym and pretending he was a perverted old man. 

And it wasn’t long before he caught up to you and pinned you against the wall at the back of the gym.

“Got you now, short stack.” He sneered playfully as he pushed your wrists against the wall, “now what you gonna do?” He added with a smirk.

“Let me go, you undescended testicle.” You growled playfully, poking your tongue out defiantly for good measure.

Kuroo glanced down at your tongue then back into your eyes and you felt the mood shift slightly, forcing you into silence.

“D-Did the mood just change?” You asked sheepishly, “why are you looking at me like that? Don’t look at me like that.”

All of a sudden Kuroo had a very intense look in his eye and his intoxicating hazel irises bore into you like a cat that had just locked onto a an unsuspecting mouse, stopping time as he leaned in towards you a little.

Just then there was a bang on the gym door and he recoiled quickly.

“Y/N?!” A very familiar, M/F sounding voice, called from the other side of the gym door, “are you in there?!”

Kuroo stepped back and let you go, scratching the back of his head as he looked away.

You ran to the door and opened it, looking at her with confusion.

“Hey?” She said when she saw the confused look on your face. “You good?”

“Uh… I think so?” You replied, still trying to comprehend what Kuroo was possibly about to do just a second ago.

“Y’all been kissing?” M/F asked bluntly.

“NO?!” You replied sharply, “why would we be kissing?”

“The door was locked so…” M/F replied slyly, her voice trailing off.

“Locked it so you wouldn’t interrupt but you still did.” Kuroo called from across the gym and your form prickled with flustered surprise.

“I don’t know what he’s talking about, we weren’t kissing, I wasn’t kissing. You didn’t interrupt anything.” You rambled, “Uh, anyway, what happened? Did you talk to Liisa and Nora?”

“Yeah we had a talk.” M/F said with a proud smirk as she crossed her arms across her chest and stepped into the gym.

“What did you talk about?” You asked suspiciously.

“Yeah.” Kuroo added as he sauntered over with hands in his pockets then took one out to wrap it around you from behind. “What did you say about my girlfriend?”

“Shut up. I’m not your girlfriend.” You retorted, elbowing him in the stomach and making him grunt as he hunched over, still refusing to remove his arm from around you.

“Lets just say, they know their place.” M/F commented smuggly.

“Good going.” Kuroo replied with a smirk, high-fiving M/F over your head with his free hand.

“Do I still need to move schools?” You asked dubiously.

“Nope, but they might.” She replied with a wicked laugh.

“I’m scared.” You deadpanned.

“It’s fine,” she replied, “you got me, and you’re Kuroo’s girlfriend. So that’s a big plus.”

“I’m not anyone’s girlfriend.” You huffed, “I’m done with guys.”

“Looks like I’m a chick now.” Kuroo replied loudly from behind you. “I’m now Kuroa with a vagina.”

“How will you hide your balls?” You asked bluntly as you looked over your shoulder up at him. “With tape?”

“You can do that?” He asked with a surprised look on his face.

“No, you dummy, that’s not a good idea at all.” You snorted.

“Oh.” He replied, “thought it was like a secret technique or something.”

“You’re an idiot.” You replied with a smirk, looking back at M/F who had the cheekiest little smile on her face.

“Ship.” She whispered.

“Don’t.” You warned.

“I ship it.”

“Can you not?”

“Y/N!” Someone shouted loudly from the gym door, making you all looking over towards it as 5 people stepped though.

“Oh my god, you’re a legend!” One girl squealed as she bounced over to you.

“You’re amazing, ok?” Another said, walking up and hugging you- while Kuroo kept his arm around you.

“Be my friend?” A third begged excitedly, taking your hand in hers, “don’t listen to those nasty ass bitches, ok? We’re all behind you and we hate them!”

“Hey, uh, since when were you and Kuroo dating? I didn’t hear anything about it and I literally know everything that goes on at school.” A fourth chimed in from the back.

You looked at M/F, giving her a panicked look as you hummed a loud ‘aaaaaaaaaaa’ noise, eyes wide with confusion.

“Ok, ok.” M/F said authoritatively, stepping between you and the crowds, “Y/N is very grateful for your support but she’s still a little overwhelmed by everything that happened so if you’d like to give her some space?”

“Y/N and I have been dating for a few months now… but I’m yet to win her heart.” Kuroo suddenly said loudly, answering the person’s question who was standing at the back of the crowd.

Before you could say anything Kuroo bent his head down to your neck and kissed you behind your ear, making you screech with surprise and a few of the girls squeal.

“Don’t do that.” You hissed at him, struggling to get out of his grasp.

“Why?” He asked with a chuckle.

“Because I’m trying to not fall for you again and you’re making it difficult.” You thought as you spun to face him, pursing your lips with a scowl on your face.

…………………………..

Instantly you had become a celebrity, everyone greeted you in the morning now and people wanted to talk to you, going out of their way to say hi or to ask a question. 

Naturally your protection squad doubled; wait, septupled, overnight; making you the new queen of the school.

As for Liisa and Nora, they were taken to the principals office and after being exposed for their actions and promptly suspended for a week. (Which you thought was a poor effort but it was better than nothing)

Upon their return to school after suspension they were shunned and you heard that they had both put in a transfer to another school.

By the end of that month they had gone, leaving you to enjoy the rest of your schooling life and everything would have been fine had Kuroo not told that one person that you and he were dating.

The more you tried to keep away from him and get over him, the more you were forced together and you hated that you were well and truly falling for him again and there was nothing you could do about it.

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