“Sorry, who are you?” The blonde asked as she flicked her hair back over her shoulder, giving you a cold, annoyed stare.
“Y/N.” You replied brightly.
“Right,” she said with a dismissive tone.
“What’s your name?” You asked, putting on airs to try and match her.
“Liisa.” She replied, “with two ‘i’s.”
“Ok, so pretentious as fuck, got it.” You thought as you forced a smile. “Nice to meet you, Liisa.”
“Do you have a boyfriend?” The redhead asked you.
“Yeah.” You scoffed, “of course?”
“Single as fuck actually, but whatever.”
“What’s his name?” She asked as she crossed her arms across her chest.
“H-His name? H-His name, right uh…”
“I’m Nora, by the way.” The redhead said bluntly.
“Oh uh, nice to meet you, Nora.” You replied, forcing another smile.
“So what’s your boyfriend like then?” The blonde, Liisa asked you.
“He’s hot.” You said quickly, “tall, black hair.”
“Fuck. I DUNNO?! Quick, just make random shit up.”
“Got a picture?” Nora asked.
“Uhhhhhhh, no actually I just got a new phone and I don’t have a pic of him on there yet.” You lied quickly.
“Wanna sit with us, Y/N?” Liisa asked as she rested her chin in the palm of her hand and tapped her manicured nails against her cheek.
“Sure!” You replied brightly, “sounds good!”
You got up and moved over to them, pulling up a chair and sitting down.
“Aaaaaaaaa I’ve made friends M/F! Are you proud of me??” You screamed internally, “they’re a bit…. obnoxious? But at least I’m not a loner!”
“Here’s my boyfriend.” Liisa said as she showed you a picture on her phone.
“He’s hot.” You said, looking at the good looking guy on her screen.
“Thanks.” She said bluntly.
“And this is my man.” Nora said, holding her phone out for you to see.
Her and her boyfriend were on a date together, wearing matching beanies.
“Awwww, cute.” You whined.
“Thanks.” She said with a small smile. “Take a pic of your man later and show us tomorrow, yeah?” She added as she tucked her phone away.
“Oh yeah, easy, no worries.” You said with a flippant smile, “I’m seeing him tonight anyway so I’ll take it then and show you tomorrow, ok?”
Both girls nodded and then the home teacher walked in.
“Ok everybody, in your seats please.” He said as he strolled to the whiteboard.
You quickly went back to your seat and sat down, smiling to yourself.
“Ok so maybe school isn’t going to be so bad?”
“Wait? Hold up, hang on, ok, ok, let me get this straight… you faked having a boyfriend to make friends?” M/F asked as she pinched the bridge of her nose in worry and disbelief.
“Yyyyyep!” You replied with a stupid grin on your face. “But don’t worry, I’ll just take a picture of some random person this afternoon and show it to them, then that’s it. How hard can it be?”
“Y/N, this is totally not a good idea.” She sighed, “just tell them you don’t have a boyfriend and that’s it.”
“No, but they won’t want to know me if I’m single pringle!” You said quickly, “these girls are like… really into their boyfriends.”
M/F sighed in frustration.
“This is all going to go south, I’m telling you right now.” She warned.
“If worst comes to worst I’ll just say we broke up. Simple.” You replied.
“Okaayyy~ but don’t say I didn’t warn you.” She replied.
That afternoon on your way home with M/F you were on the look out for the perfect fake boyfriend to take a picture of.
“What about him?” M/F asked, nodding to an eye catching blonde in k-pop looking clothes.
“Naaahh…” You replied, scrunching your nose up.
“Him?” She asked, nodding to a cute brunette.
“Nah, he needs to have black hair, I told them, black hair, tall and handsome.” You stated.
“That’s so generic.” She replied.
“I know, good hey? But tell me, why the fuck aren’t there any tall, handsome and black haired guys around at the moment?l” You said as you gestured around you, “Look! Literally, none.”
She laughed, looking around at all the blondes and brunettes.
Then she stopped.
“Y/N!” She gasped, clutching your arm. “9 o’clock, 9 o’clock!”
You looked to your left and behold! The most perfect fake boyfriend you had ever seen.
Tall, black spikey hair and handsome as fuck.
“Thats him! Thats him!” You hissed excitedly, “I’d totally tap that!”
You fumbled for your phone, pulling it out and flicking to camera.
“Yes, daddy, pose for me.” You growled softly, holding your phone up to take the picture.
As you clicked the button the guy looked over at you, his narrowed hazel eyes locking onto you immediately.
“Shit!!!” M/F hiss-screamed as she dug her nails into your arm, “he saw you, HE SAW YOU!”
“Shit!” You gasped, shoving your phone into your pocket hurriedly, then the two of you took off running in the opposite direction.
“Fuck! Y/N!” M/F hissed while laughing, “he literally looked dead into the camera.”
You cackled manically, the adrenaline pumping through your veins.
“Oh my god, I can’t believe I just took some random guys picture!” You cackled as you sprinted, “I gotta check that picture though!”
After getting well away from the guy you had taken a photo of, you and M/F slowed down and you pulled your phone out to look at the photo.
“Oh dayum.” You groaned, “he is good looking.”
“Let’s see?” M/F asked.
You showed her.
“He’s looking dead at the camera.” She laughed, “that’s a perfect shot!”
“Picture, CHECK!” You said happily, “now I just gotta fake date this guy for a bit then dump him if need be.”
“Yeah, good luck.” M/F said slyly, “this is gonna be fun to watch, I do hope that everything works out though.”
The next day at school you proudly marched into the classroom and pulled up a chair and sat down next to Liisa and Nora.
“Hey guys.” You greeted brightly.
“Hey.” Liisa deadpanned.
“Got a boyfriend pic?” Nora asked.
“Yep!” You replied proudly, pulling your phone out to show them.
You opened your camera roll and turned the phone around, showing Liisa first.
She stared at the picture for a second then screamed.
“What?! WHAT?!” You said in a panic.
“What is it?!” Nora asked curiously.
“Y/N?! You’re dating Kuroo Tetsuro?!” Liisa gasped.
“Wha— Uh, yeah?” You flubbed.
“What the fuck?! You’re fucking lying, let me see that!” Nora yelped, grabbing the phone off Liisa. “Holy fuck! It is him!” She gasped.
“Shit…. do these girls know him???”
“Y-You know my boyfriend?” You asked timidly.
“Y/N…. he’s the fucking captain of the guys volleyball team here at school!” Liisa said with a dumbfound expression.
The blood drained from your face.