You panicked for a second before realizing that you had the upper hand here because you knew who she was, but she had no idea who you were so after calming down, you turned to Butterfli3.
“Umm, ok, we better go now, Butterfli3,” you said quickly.
“Wait! BUTTERFLI3? You’re the top player, right? Nice to meet you!” Sexyschoolgirl69 said.
“Uh, yes…” Butterfli3 replied shyly, “that would be me…umm, changing subjects but how did you and your fox get separated? I’ve never heard of that happening before.”
“Oh!” SSG69 (Sexyschoolgirl69) replied. “Yeah that was weird, I was grinding level 19 and—,”
Your snort cut her short and she looked at you.
“Sorry…continue…” you said quickly, clearing your thirst to cover your short sound.
“You got something to say?” she snapped, turning to you to square up.
You rolled your eyes. “Bitch, don’t be like that, like, only you would be crazy enough to grind on level 19. Are you insane?! That’s the creepiest level ever!”
“What would you know about me?” she replied offensively.
“I…” you stopped. “Shit, I can’t say anything to that!” You shut your mouth then cleared your throat again, “sorry, you’re right, my bad.”
She glared at you for a bit, then turned her attention back to Butterfli3.
“Anyway, as I was saying,” she said with a huff, “I was grinding, then I came across that PK group, unfortunately, and apparently I was close to their lair and they didn’t like it.”
“The tormentors?” Butterfli3 asked.
“Yeah those assholes. Anyway, they surrounded me and my little baby. He’s too young to fight so I teleported. I thought I had him close to me, but he didn’t teleport with me?” she said, confused.
“When did this happen?” Butterfli3 asked.
SSG69 thought a moment, “uhhh, yesterday around 7:30ish game time?”
“That’s when I defeated the Jötunn,” Butterfli3 mumbled to himself.
“Sorry, what?” SSG69 asked.
“Nothing. Sorry.” Butterfli3 said dismissively, “I was fighting a glitching monster yesterday and I’m wondering if that had something to do with the game playing up a bit? Well, doesn’t matter now because you have your fox back.
“And I’m so grateful!” she said happily, “man, I don’t know what I would have done without him!”
“Would have been lost like my will to live,” you said without thinking.
“Lost, like my will to live before life even existed,” SSG69 replied back without skipping a beat.
“Lost-est of all the lives losts that ever did get lost,” you continued; then, realizing what you were saying, threw your hand over your mouth.
SSG69 stared at you.
“Y/N?” she asked softly with a gasp, her eyes widening to the size of saucers, “Is that you?”
You froze, refusing to reply, but the terror in your eyes betrayed you.
“Holy shit, it is you!” SSG69 gasped.
“B/F, please calm down.”
“Oh fuck! You know my name. Oh my god, lord, Jesus, fucking waffle iron head ass. This bitch I swear to god.” she rambled.
“Women! You’re not making sense, calm the fuck down before someone escorts you off level 20,” you said, holding your arms out as if to try and pacify her.
“Shiiiit, gurl. Oh my god. What is you doing here?! I’m trippin’, I’m trippin’ balls.”
“B/F, calm down, please” you begged.
“There it is again! My name,” she spun away dramatically then turned band again sucking her lips between her teeth and shaking her head.
You rolled your eyes.
“I have so many questions!” she whispered aggressively, “like, who the fuck is this guy?” She asked, pointing at Butterfli3.
Poor Butterfli3 had very quickly put two and two together and was silently contemplating logging out there and then to avoid this extremely awkward experience.
You glanced at him, waiting to see what he said.
If he lied, you would roll with it and help cover him but if he told the truth then you would be equally as supportive.
“I umm…I…” he stuttered nervously.
“Do I know you too?” SSG69 asked.
“Umm, yes, we’re in the same class…” he said softly.
“Holy, shit balls, you’re not….you’re not Tamaki are you?”
He nodded silently and looked at the ground.
This set your best friend off on another round of yelling and screaming in shock as you tried desperately to calm her down.
“This is wild,” she finally said, “I can’t believe you’re actually here!”
“Yeah, well, me too.” you admitted sheepishly, “but I got hooked that first time you let me use your headgear and now…here I am.”
She smirked. “I TOLD you. And what about you, Tamaki? When did you start?”
“I started when I first found out about the game. Y/N, and I met in game before realizing we knew each other in real life,” he said.
“Now THAT was a trip out,” you added with a laugh.
“Ayy, we just need to find Mirio and we can have an in game hang out,” SSG69 said, “but he’s up on level 43 at the moment, he’s got his own guild now. He’s a combat mage and pretty darn good too!”
“Why doesn’t that surprise me,” you said with a laugh.
“I agree,” said Butterfli3, “Mirio is amazing.”
“So where are you two headed today then?” SSG69 asked.
“Uh, umm, we’re getting married then moving into our house on level 22,” you said, trying to make it sound as casual as possible.
“Umm, excuse me? Getting married WITHOUT me?!” Her voice was full of offense.
“Well, umm, it was just going to be us at the registry office for now then a small wedding later,” you said with a sweat dropped look.
“I had BETTER be invited!” She replied with indignation.
“Only if baby fox can be my ring bearer,” you replied smuggly.
“We’re a package deal, Hun, he goes, I go!”
“Ok, fine,” you said with faux exasperation, “I’ll message you about dates etc… once we’re all settled in.
“Good!” she said with a wink, “just remember I know where you live. Both in real life AND in game.”
“What kind of fresh hell is this?” you moaned playfully.
She laughed and put her little fox down to engulf you in a hug.
“I’m just so happy you’re playing RFO!” she squealed, “we can have so much fun together in here.
“Bring Mirio along too, we can hang as a group!” you said excitedly.
You chatted a little longer before saying goodbye to SSG69 and heading back to the wagon.
“Man, crazy, hey,” you sighed, shaking your head as you walked beside Butterfli3, “guess it was bound to happen at some point!”
“As long as she doesn’t take you away from me I’m ok,” Butterfli3 said softly, “I like our in game time together.”
You smiled at him then leaned over to kiss his nose. “I promise it won’t affect our time together in here. Now let’s go get married!”