“And it’s not 69 cock street or ass crack lady!” Dabi said happily, “I would have shot myself in the face if I had to live in either of those places.” He then paused and started a completely new conversation. “You’re not very good at making life decisions are you? I mean… you’re dating me, that’s been the worst decision you’ve ever made but you can’t back out now. No takebacks,” he smirked on the end.
“0k, 1, was any of that necessary?” you deadpanned, crossing your arms across your chest, “and 2, yeah you’re right you know? You’re a terror, you’re fired as a boyfriend.”
“Are you mocking my burns?” Dabi shot back.
“No, you’re fired from being my man,” you repeated.
“You said ‘fired’ and my burns are related to fire, so I’m offended,” Dabi teased, grabbing you and hoisting you up over his shoulder as you protested loudly, “you can’t fire me… I’m already burnt. You accepted the terms and conditions of entry when you signed up to this gig, so no takebacks,” he added as he turned and walked off down the school hall.
“Put me down, dumbass!” you screeched, flailing your arms wildly.
“Ok, fine,” he replied, dropping you off his shoulders and pressing you firmly up against the locker nearby, “but now that you’re on the ground again you owe me a kiss for that short shoulder ride I gave you.”
He leaned in closer, looking like he was about to place his lips on yours.
“B-But the…. p-principal,” you whispered, eyes closing delicately as he kept you pinned.
“You want me to go kiss the principal? Ok.” Dabi said suddenly, letting you go and pushing his hands into his pockets then turning to walk off down to the principal’s office.
“No! Get back here! Where you going?” you wailed, “take meeeee~.”
You quickly ducked around him to his front and grabbed him around the torso, letting him drag you along as you clung to him like a koala.
“Oh? Treat ’em mean, keep ’em keen really works for you,” he mused, stopping and pulling his hands from his pockets, “don’t worry, baby, you’re my one and only,” he promised, patting you on the head.
You smiled up at him then let go, straightening before walking back towards your locker. “Call me,” you called back over your shoulder.
“Maybe,” he replied cheekily.
You spun around, flipped him the bird, then turned back and continued on your way.
“Fuck, she perfect.” He thought with a smirk as he watched you go.
Dabi was at the bank for a while after school, sorting papers and stuff- but he finally got everything approved and the loan was given to him.
After making a few more calls the settlement commenced and everything was set for you and him to move into the house in 6 weeks time.
He rang you, as promised, on his way home and you noticed that he was out of breath a little.
“Where are you? Didn’t you go home with your mum?” you asked him.
“Nah,” he replied flippantly, “gotta make an important stop on the way home so I caught the bus and now I’m walking…”
“Right,” you said suspiciously.
Just then there was a knock at your front door and you looked up at it from the lounge room.
“You gonna answer, or what?” you heard him ask through the phone- at the same time hearing his voice from outside your house.
You quickly hung up and jumped up, sprinting to the door and yanking it open.
“Just gotta get through finals then we’re free baby!” he said with a grin as he held his phone in hand.
You screeched with excitement and jumped into his arms, making him laugh happily in reply to your excitement.
“You gonna invite me in? Or we just gonna stand here all night?” he asked as he kissed your neck.
“Come in,” you said with a grin, “let’s get pizza. I’ll text Mum and ask her to pick it up on the way home. No one is here.”
“Oh?” he leered, “home alone? Don’t mind if I have dessert first.”
“No!” You chided with a giggle as he stepped into your house and scooped you up in his arms.
“Pardon the intrusion,” he called politely to the walls of the house, “there’s gonna be some singing once I get this angel on her back with her legs in the air.”
“Dabi!” you screeched, cackling as he dumped you onto the lounge then crawled over the top of you, “I need to order pizza! What do you want?”
“Sexironi and ham,” he mumbled, rubbing his face between your t-shirt clad breasts.
“That’s not on the list!” you replied, trying to focus on your phone as he wiggled his head into you, “I’ll order you a completely blank pizza with ONE slice of pepperoni… on the left.”
“The fuck?” he mumbled into you, “how the fuck are you going to put it on the left, it’s a damn circle.”
You cackled at your own comment and scrubbed your hand into his hair, your heart skipping a beat as his turquoise eyes looked up into yours.
“Go and make that order,” he said in a sexy low voice as he slid down your body and hooked your legs over his shoulders, his rough, chapped lips scrubbing your soft skin a little as he kissed down the insides of your thighs making his way towards your centre.
You quickly opened the pizza app and ordered your usual pizza as well as some garlic bread and a few other things.
While you clicked away Dabi kissed you all the way up till he met your shorts, pushing them up a little then kissing over the top of them and inhaling deeply as he made his way directly between your legs then opened his mouth to bite you a little through your clothes.
“Ah!” you gasped lightly, still focusing on what you were doing, “I’m ordering you a BBQ chicken, you burnt nugget,” you said to him.
“Again with the burns? I’m offended, you owe me your virginity for those comments,” he leered.
“You already stole it ages ago!” you hollered, slamming the phone down on your chest.