“Yeah, yeah, keep your pants on.” He grunted as he rubbed his eye sleepily with the back of his hand, “we’ll be out soon, just need to fuck on th-.”
“Sorry, we’ll leave.” You said quickly as you stepped in front of Dabi, pulling your shirt on. “We’re just packing up, ready to go.”
The lady glared at you then Dabi.
“If you’re not out of this room in the next 10 minutes we’ll charge you extra.” She said darkly.
“And what if I drop the pillow…” Dabi said with a devious smirk.
“DON’T you fucking dare, you burnt nugget, headass looking fuck.” You seethed as you grabbed for the door to close it in the lady’s face. “We’ll be out asap.” You added to the now heavily blushing attendant as you quickly shut the door on her.
“She totally wanted to see my dick.” Dabi said as he dropped the pillow in front of you.
“Can you PLEASE get some clothes on so we can get the frick frack knick knack out of here?” You asked with an aggressive sigh.
“Sure thing, baby cakes.” Dabi said cheerily as he turned and strolled away, bare ass cheeks on show.
“Show me how those cheeks clap, daddy.” You called to him as he sauntered away.
“It’ll cost you more than a dollar, hunny.” He called back over his shoulder as he raised his middle finger up so you could see it; walking to his suitcase to get some clothes out.
“Man I’ve got a killer headache.” You groaned as you walked over beside him and starting chucking things in your bag.
“Sucking dick cures hangovers.” Dabi replied casually.
“So does eating ass.” You responded dryly.
“Ok, bend over, I need a cure.” Dabi replied as he pulled his pants on and grabbing you around the waist.
“No!! I was kidding!” You screeched as he picked you up and dumped you on the bed, “DABI, we need to get out of here before we get charged extra!”
“I’ll charge her extra for having the pleasure of watching us fu—,”
“STOOPPP!!” You laughed, “let’s go, we gotta go!”
15 minutes later you had successfully gotten yourself and Dabi dressed and ready to leave and you pushed him out of the door before you both headed to the bus stop.
“Hey, come home with me.” Dabi said suddenly as you walked side by side down the road.
“I need to go home so my parents can see I didn’t die over the weekend.” You replied as you jabbed him in the side with your elbow.
“No, I want you to meet mum… Officially.” He said, half mumbling from embarrassment.
“Oh.” You said as you looked down at the ground, “yeah the last time I met her she wasn’t conscious… sorry that sounded bad… umm…”
“Nah it’s all good.” Dabi grunted, “anyway, just come for dinner.”
“Ooooo.” You teased, “are we serious, Dabi? meeting the parents is a big step?”
“I’m trynna do the right thing but if you’re gonna be a sarcastic little shit then I’ll drop it.” He grunted, embarrassed that he was being so formal and you were making fun of him for it.
“Don’t get your pubes in a knot.” You snorted, “I’m just not used to you being like this, it’s cool, I’ll come home with you… but then you gotta meet my parents but don’t embarrass me, ok ?!”
“That’s my job though.” He replied, “I have to make them think we’re the worst match ever.”
“God.” You whispered in a vexed tone.
On the bus ride home you texted your parents that you would be home a little later because you were meeting Mrs Todoroki, formally, then asked if you could bring Dabi over the next day so he could meet them, formally, which they agreed to.
“Ok, all done. You’re meeting my folks tomorrow.” You said as you put your phone away.
“Sweet.” He said as he slung his arm across your shoulders and pulled you into his side, resting his chin on the top of your head as he stared out the bus window. “That was a shit weekend.” He whispered.
“Totally.” You replied as you smiled and buried your face into his shirt.
“We only fucked twice.” He whispered.
“But we got nuggets and free wine.” You whispered back.
“True.” He replied in a hushed tone, “it was only half shit then.”
“And we got to be with each other the whole time?” You added softly.
“And I got to see your ass….”
“Ok I forfeit, it was an amazing weekend… for you.”
You punched him in the ribs.
You hopped off the bus and headed back to Dabi’s house with him, getting more and more nervous as you approached his house.
“It’s just my mum, don’t stress.” Dabi grunted.
“I-I’m not stressing.” You pouted, “but this is like… I dunno…”
“I want you to meet her properly at least ONCE before we elope to the Bahamas.” He said sarcastically.
“Ok, whatever.” You replied with an eye roll before following him up the steps to his house.
“Mum,” he called out as he entered, “I’m back… and I’ve got Y/N with me.”
“Y/N!” You heard a voice call happily from inside the house, “I’ve been wanting to meet her. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you properly…” a kind looking grey, white haired lady said as she walked out of a room and down the hall.
“Mum, Y/N, Y/N, Mum.” Dabi said, sloppily gesturing at each of you in turn.
“Geez, such a beautiful introduction, Dabi.” You said sarcastically with an eye roll then turned your attention to Mrs Todoroki. “Hi, nice to meet you properly.” You greeted with a smile.
“Same here, thank you for everything you’ve done for my boy.” She said as she gave Dabi a sympathetic look.
“Pfft, Nah it’s me that’s done everything for her.” Dabi replied dismissively, “she used to be this quiet little kitten and I turned her into a tiger.”
“Umm no, if I remember correctly I told you to shove off the first time I ever met you.” You retorted with a wrinkled nose.
“Oh yeah, I do remember that.” Dabi replied thoughtfully. “That’s when I fell for you.”
“Idiot.” You whispered, face tingling.
Mrs Todoroki chuckled softly as she looked at you both.
“I can see you get along just well.” She replied with a smile, “come and sit down for dinner, I’ve already made something.” She said as she ushered you both into the dining room.
After dinner Dabi walked you home.
Mrs Todoroki was a really sweet lady. She had her own dark past but she seemed to be doing quite well, and she appeared to like you too so that was a plus.