Chance Ball Chapter 44: Couple Tingz

“Who left this hot chick in my bed.” He rasped.

“Pffff.” You laughed, “really? That’s your first comment of the day?”

“Can only get worse, baby, it’s all down hill from here.” He said lowly in his husky morning voice as he grabbed you into a hug and dragged you closer to him, his piercings rubbing cold against your flushed skin.

“No! DABI!” You screeched, wriggling and trying to get away as you felt something hard poke into your hip.

He chuckled lowly into your ear.

“The cock is up before the rooster.” He rasped, trying to pin your flailing form down onto the bed but you managed to evade him and got up to take a shower.

“You stay out here!” You said sharply as you closed the bathroom door, “no funny business.”

“No guarantees, babe, I can pick locks.” Dabi called as you locked the door on him.

You smirked to yourself and undressed, ready to have a lovely warm shower. Suddenly you remember the pill.

“Shit! Is it too late now?!” You thought as you turned and let the water run down your back. “Oh well… guess if it happens I’ll just deal with it?”

You finished your shower then hopped out and dried yourself, dropping the towel on the floor and walking out of the bathroom stark naked.

“You’re really trying to test me, aren’t you?” Dabi growled as his turquoise eyes roamed your form. “You expect me to be a gentleman and not try and jump your bones?”

“Umm yes?!” You retorted with indignation, “surely there’s some gentlemanly attributes deep inside the basement of your being?”

“I killed the gentleman in my basement.” Dabi replied with a sneer, his carnal gaze locking onto your bare ass as he sat up slowly in the bed and stalked towards you, crawling on the bed like a burnt, lanky cat.

“That doesn’t sound creepy at all.” You snorted sarcastically as you quickly put some underpants on. “Undies are on, you can’t touch me now!”

But apparently the rules had been lost on Dabi who pounced on you anyway.

“No!” You screeched with laughter, “down, Dabi! Bad dog!”

“I’m on heat.” He growled in your ear.

“It’s only the females that go on heat, you fuck nugget!” You cried out, laughing as he crashed back onto the bed with you, his rough scarring rubbing against your arms.

“Surprise. I’m a futanari.” He replied.

You cackled with laughter, managing to avoid getting a dick in you.

“You give zero fucks, don’t you?!” You laughed, “you’re such a weirdo.”

…………………………….

After finally getting ready for the morning you and Dabi decided to have brunch then head down to the ocean to hire two paddle boards.

“You ever done this before?” You asked him as you both prepared to get onto the boards.

“Nuh.” He replied, “I only agreed to this so I could stare at your ass, so you go ahead.”

“God.” You groaned as you pulled yourself up to kneeling on your board and paddled ahead.

“Mmmm, yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.” Dabi called from behind you as he lay on his board.

“Every time you call out some sexual remark I’m going to smack you with my paddle.” You shouted over your shoulder.

“Spank me, mummy.” Dabi called, cupping his hands to his mouth.

“Stoooop!” You laughed, trying to balance as you turned your head to look back at him.

Dabi cackled from behind you and pawed at the water to drag himself up beside your board, leering across at you with those mischievous eyes, thinking thoughts that you’d rather not ask about.

“What?” You asked with a half laugh when he remained staring at you for a little too long.

“Ah, just looking at perfection.” He flirted casually.

“Idiot.” You mumbled with a blush, “shut up and kiss me already.”

He leaned off his board over to yours but just then a wave swelled up and tipped him off and you lost it, snorting and laughing as you tried to stop from falling off your own board.

“You’re such clumsy as-OH JESUS FUCK!” You screeched as Dabi tipped you off your board. “I hate you!” You hollered, laughing as Dabi wrapped you in his arms.

…………………………………

After finally figuring out how to work the boards you both stood up and paddles around, avoiding the waves as much as possible as you headed to a little cove nearby.

“Do I trust us alone here?” You asked Dabi with a lopsided grin as you jumped off your board and into the water, side stroking as you dragged it closer to the cove.

“I wouldn’t if I were any sane person.” Dabi replied dryly, “but who is here to see the mischief we stir up.”

You screamed internally, butterflies invading your stomach and heading south quickly as you imagined him railing you in the open.

“Told you I’d bend you over every rock.” Dabi sneered sexually as he jumped off his own board and ducked under the water before coming up and flicking his head to get rid of the water.

The way his hair fell looked similar to his vice captain, Kuroo’s hair, and you chuckled.

“You look like rooster-head.” You said, referring to Kuroo.

“I may have the rooster head but I’ll have you crowing.” He quipped as he swum over to you and grabbed you around the waist as his feet touched the sandy bottom, lifting you up and turning you so you could cling to his front like a koala.

He took both your boards by their cords and pulled them up onto the beach, walking out of the water easily with you still around his middle.

“Now, closet rock is…” He muttered as he looked around.

“No!!” You screeched playfully.

Just then a family of five arrived, two of the kids running onto the beach and screeching with excitement.

Dabi groaned.

“Cockblocked by the things I’m trynna create.” He mumbled.

“Shhhh!” You hushed with a mortified look on your face, hoping the parents hadn’t heard him as you dropped down from his middle. “Dabi, honestly, I’m this close to slapping your horny ass with a rusty knife.”

“…. That’s called stabbing, Y/N, and it’s illegal.” Dabi replied dryly. “But guess what? I do have something I can stab you with and it’s not illegal.”

“I’m pretty sure it is illegal, if it’s non-consensual.” You deadpanned.

“Why you gotta be like this?” He said, his face falling as he gave you a pitiful look.

“Awww, babey.” You chuckled, “can we just chill and not try to pretend like it’s up to us to solely populate the earth?” You added as you wrapped your arms around his middle.

“Fine, we’ll all die then.” He said as he picked you up and walked into the water, dumping you into the cold spray before falling in with you. 

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