“A what?!”
“Fuck,” Dabi grunted with annoyance, crouching down and looking under the table.
“What’cha looking for?” Another teammate asked as his chair was pushed aside with him still sitting on it.
“Your IQ,” Dabi shot back with annoyance.
“Have you checked your butthole?” another asked, making those that heard his comment fall apart laughing.
Dabi growled with frustration but kept looking. Finding the damn wowowbow was far more pressing than arguing with these half baked idiots.
It was a person on another table who finally came over to ask what Dabi was looking for and he explained that he had a very distraught 2.5 year old at home who had left her precious volleyball (wowowbow) behind at the restaurant and wasn’t going to go to sleep without it.
“It’s tattered and shit,” Dabi said with frustration as he gestured to the size of it, “I don’t even know if it’s still in the restaurant but I didn’t see it on the way in so I have no idea.”
“Is this it?” Another patron asked, holding up the wowowbow.
“You’re a fucking deity,” Dabi yelled with excitement, taking the wowowbow from the follow restaurant goer, “you’ve saved my ass. Thank you.”
“It’s no trouble, I know what it’s like when a child loses their favourite toy,” the patron said knowingly.
Dabi thanked them again and ran, flicking his team the middle finger as he ran for the restaurant door.
As he jumped in the car, he rang you and you picked up immediately.
“Did you find it?”
“Yeah. It’s here,” Dabi panted, “I have it in my hand.”
“Daddy? Do you have wowowbow?” Koemi’s very tired voice asked right next to yours.
“Yeah, baby, I’ve got it,” he replied, still panting.
She let out a little hiccuping sob and smiled into the phone.
“Can I have wowowbow, daddy?”
“Yeah, baby, I’m bringing wowowbow home now, I’ll see you soon, yeah?” he said, then blew kisses through the phone and hung up.
“Daddy will be home soon,” you said to her as you put the phone away.
She nodded and rested her head against your chest and promptly fell into a deep sleep, twitching away as she slipped into dreamland.
Dabi was home in record time and raced into the house with the wowowbow in hand but by the time he got up into the room missy K was completely passed out.
So you and he got her into her bed and tucked the wowowbow into her hand, then left.
“Man what a night,” Dabi grunted.
“Yes,” you said in a stern voice, giving him a very unimpressed look.
“What?” he asked defensively.
“Who said that she could bring her wowowbow into the restaurant?” you asked him accusingly.
Then he remembered that he had gone over your head and said she could bring it with her inside- even though you had said it wasn’t a good idea.
“Uhhhh….”
“Yes, YOU,” you said sharply, “if you had just listened to mummy you wouldn’t have had to run back and get the wowowbow and none of this would have happened.”
“Sorry mama,” Dabi said apologetically, ducking his head and tucking it under your chin and snuggling into you.
“We won’t be doing that again,” you chided, patting him on the back of his head, “that wasn’t a good experience.”
“Yes, mama,” he mumbled into you.
“Yes. I like this, let’s have you answer all my requests and comments with ‘yes mama’,” you said with a chuckle.
“Yes mama,” he said, picking you up and carrying you back upstairs to the bedroom.
“Daddy… would you kindly bury your head between my thighs and make me cum?” you asked sweetly as he carried you.
“Ooooo, yes, mama,” he chuckled deeply, kissing your neck.
………………………………..
That next day, Dabi had the day off. He had earned it, after all! So he spent the day with Koemi while you went and trained the others.
She had had a big late night so you thought it would be best if she had the day off as well to rest more if she needed it.
“Bye you two,” you said, giving each a kiss before leaving for the day.
“Ok. What are we doing today?” Dabi asked Koemi as she skipped ahead of him to the kitchen.
“Tyokolet (chocolate) for breakfast!” she announced proudly.
“Sure,” he replied with a grin, “I want chocolate for breakfast too, let’s see where mama had hidden it…”
Koemi giggled and grabbed onto his pant leg, hanging onto it and watching while Dabi pulled things aside in the pantry to find the chocolates.
“Ok… here… one for Ko and one for daddy,” he said, handing her a chocolate bar.
“Tenkoo (thank you),” she said brightly before turning and skipping off to the lounge room.
“Where you going?” Dabi called after her.
“Watch wowowbow on the TV,” she said brightly.
“Are you allowed to sit on the lounge with chocolate?” he asked her, feeling like he remembered you telling her she wasn’t allowed to because she always wiped her grubby chocolate covered fingers on the lounge.
“Can I daddy?” she asked sweetly, looking up at him with pleading eyes.
“Did mummy say you could?”
“Mummy isn’t here,” she replied, “and I thought you maked the rules?”
Suddenly Dabi felt like he needed to assert his dominance and puffed his chest out.
“Well yeah? I’m the boss, so yes, I say you can eat on the lounge.” He put his hands on his hips and she smiled up big and jumped up onto the lounge with an excited squeal.
“Yay, daddy,” she said with an other excited squeal and settled down among the pillow cushions to watch TV with daddy.
The morning went by so quickly as they watched volleyball game after volleyball game. And as lunchtime rolled around Koemi started to get restless.
“I’m hungry, daddy,” she groaned in her dramatic 2 year old voice.
“What do you want for lunch, baby?” he asked, placing a hand on her head.
“A picnic!” she gasped suddenly.
“Uh… what did you want at the picnic?” he asked.
“Ummm… pizza and, chocolate, and bubblie drink and lollipops,” she rattled off.
“Hey, wait now, let’s see what we have here, what if we make sandwiches?” he asked.
“Can I have Nutella?” she asked hopefully.
“Yeah, baby,” he replied, walking back into the kitchen with her following.
“This the bestest day EVER!” she gasped with excitement, “I’m going to get all fixed on the picnic. Then you bring the food, ok, daddy? Ok?”