Category: Really Fake

“Tit. Your tie is wonky, come here,” you said to Kuroo, beckoning him over so you could fix up his tie. “And your dress is still on,” he replied, reaching out and tugging at the straps, “here let me take it off for you.” “Stop it!” you hissed with embarrassment, quickly fixing his tie then…

“Would you like some ice cream too, Mrs Happy?” you asked her. “She can share some boysenberry swirl with me,” pa said, grinning at her, “but don’t eat too much of it. It’s my favourite!” “I prefer cabbage,” she said as she stood up. “No one in their right mind would make cabbage ice cream….

You were all led towards the indoor dining section and sat at a round table with 4 seats, one for each of you. Pa tried to very kindly pull Mrs Happy’s seat out for her so that she could sit down… but she wasn’t having any of it. “No. You sit,” she directed him, pointing…

“Ah, ok, well let’s get you looking sharp so that you can knock her socks off, hey?” you said as you walked him into his room. “I wanna knock more than her socks off,” pa replied cheekily. “Oh my god. Pa! No, you can’t stay that, please. If you say that to her I’ll go…

“I thought you used some kind of gel or something to do your hair but is this how you do it?” you asked, still in awe over his hair. “Uh. Yeah?” he replied, not understanding what the fuss was all about. “Amazing,” you whispered, reaching out to gently touch his fringe. He gave you a…

“I bought these specifically for us. It’s not like I have a random packet of condoms in my drawer for no reason,” he said, feeling the need to explain why he had a packet there waiting. “You don’t need to explain yourself, Suro,” you said with a sweet smile, “it’s fine… come over here.” He…

You let out a soft gasp as he continued to drizzle it down over one thigh and you looked down to see just how much he was putting on you. “Are you planning on using up the whole bottle?” you asked cheekily. “I’ve got all the time in the world,” he replied with a lopsided…

“Gotta admit, I’ve never done anything like this before,” you said with a chuckle as you watched him climb out onto the roof then followed out after him. “First time for everything,” he said back to you giving you his hand so he could help you out. Once out in the night, you and Kuroo…

You skipped upstairs quickly and pulled your phone out to text Kuroo. “Hey boyfriend,” you sent, “got an invite to a double date on Monday night with Pa and Mrs Happy… I think she might be his girlfriend now… kinda….” “Oh ho ho, the old man still has game,” Kuroo replied back with a smirk…

“Ok well, full disclosure. It was a bit awkward at first, but isn’t that normal?” “Yeah definitely,” she replied, “I heard that when the filmers are editing a porno they have to cut out the scenes where the people involved are giggling or make random farting noises, so there’s always gonna be some awkwardness or…